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Had this [I]invalid invalid[/I]
Worthless documents? How [I]pallid[/I],[INDENT]How [I]uncouth[/I] he, [I]couchant[/I], looked,[/INDENT][INDENT]When for [I]Portsmouth[/I] I had booked![/INDENT][I]Zeus, Thebes, Thales, Aphrodite[/I],
[I]Paramour, enamoured, flighty[/I], 170[INDENT][I]Episodes, antipodes[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Acquiesce[/I], and [I]obsequies[/I].[/INDENT]Please don't monkey with the [I]geyser[/I],
Don't peel 'taters with my [I]razor[/I],[INDENT]Rather say in accents pure:[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Nature, stature[/I] and [I]mature[/I].[/INDENT][I]Pious, impious, limb, climb, glumly[/I],
[I]Worsted, worsted, crumbly, dumbly[/I],[INDENT][I]Conquer, conquest, vase, phase, fan[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Wan, sedan[/I] and [I]artisan[/I]. 180[/INDENT]The TH will surely [I]trouble you[/I]
More than R, CH or W.[INDENT]Say then these phonetic [I]gems[/I]:[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Thomas, thyme, Theresa, Thames.[/I][/INDENT][I]Thompson, Chatham, Waltham, Streatham,[/I]
There are more but I [I]forget 'em[/I] -[INDENT]Wait! I've got it: [I]Anthony[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT]Lighten your anxiety.[/INDENT]The archaic word [I]albeit[/I]
Does not rhyme with [I]eight[/I] - you [I]see it[/I]; 190[INDENT][I]With[/I] and [I]forthwith[/I], one has voice,[/INDENT][INDENT]One has not, you make your choice.[/INDENT][I]Shoes, goes, does[/I]. Now first say: [I]finger[/I];
Then say: [I]singer, ginger, linger[/I].[INDENT][I]Real, zeal, mauve, gauze[/I] and [I]gauge[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Marriage, foliage, mirage, age[/I],[/INDENT][I]Hero, heron, query, very[/I],
[I]Parry, tarry, fury, bury,[/I][INDENT][I]Dost, lost, post[/I], and [I]doth, cloth, loth[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Job, Job, blossom, bosom, oath[/I]. 200[/INDENT][I]Faugh, oppugnant[/I], keen [I]oppugners[/I],
[I]Bowing, bowing[/I], banjo-[I]tuners[/I][INDENT][I]Holm[/I] you know, but [I]noes, canoes[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Puisne, truism, use[/I], to [I]use[/I]?[/INDENT]Though the difference seems [I]little[/I],
We say [I]actual[/I], but [I]victual[/I],[INDENT][I]Seat, sweat, chaste, caste, Leigh, eight, height[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Put, nut, granite[/I], and [I]unite[/I][/INDENT][I]Reefer[/I] does not rhyme with [I]deafer[/I],
[I]Feoffer[/I] does, and [I]zephyr, heifer[/I]. 210[INDENT][I]Dull, bull, Geoffrey, George, ate, late[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Hint, pint, senate[/I], but [I]sedate[/I].[/INDENT][I]Gaelic, Arabic, pacific[/I],
[I]Science, conscience, scientific[/I];[INDENT][I]Tour[/I], but [I]our, dour, succour, four[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Gas, alas[/I], and [I]Arkansas[/I].[/INDENT]Say [I]manoeuvre, yacht[/I] and [I]vomit[/I],
Next [I]omit[/I], which differs from it[INDENT][I]Bona fide, alibi[/I][/INDENT][INDENT][I]Gyrate, dowry[/I] and [I]awry[/I]. 220[/INDENT][I]Sea, idea, guinea, area[/I],
[I]Psalm, Maria[/I], but [I]malaria[/I].[INDENT][I]Youth, south, southern, cleanse[/I] and [I]clean[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Doctrine, turpentine, marine[/I].[/INDENT]Compare [I]alien[/I] with [I]Italian[/I],
[I]Dandelion[/I] with [I]battalion[/I],[INDENT][I]Rally[/I] with [I]ally; yea, ye[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, key, quay[/I]![/INDENT]Say [I]aver[/I], but [I]ever, fever[/I],
[I]Neither, leisure, skein, receiver[/I]. 230[INDENT]Never guess - it is not [I]safe[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT]We say [I]calves, valves, half[/I], but [I]Ralf[/I].[/INDENT][I]Starry, granary, canary[/I],
[I]Crevice[/I], but [I]device[/I], and [I]eyrie[/I],[INDENT][I]Face[/I], but [I]preface[/I], then [I]grimace[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass[/I].[/INDENT][I]Bass, large, target, gin, give, verging[/I],
[I]Ought, oust, joust[/I], and [I]scour[/I], but [I]scourging[/I];[INDENT][I]Ear[/I], but [I]earn[/I]; and [I]ere[/I] and [I]tear[/I][/INDENT][INDENT]Do not rhyme with [I]here[/I] but [I]heir[/I]. 240[/INDENT]Mind the O of [I]off[/I] and [I]often[/I]
Which may be pronounced as [I]orphan[/I],[INDENT]With the sound of [I]saw[/I] and [I]sauce[/I];[/INDENT][INDENT]Also [I]soft, lost, cloth[/I] and [I]cross[/I].[/INDENT][I]Pudding, puddle, putting. Putting[/I]?
Yes: at golf it rhymes with [I]shutting[/I].[INDENT][I]Respite, spite, consent, resent[/I].[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Liable[/I], but [I]Parliament[/I].[/INDENT][I]Seven[/I] is right, but so is [I]even[/I],
[I]Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen[/I], 250[INDENT][I]Monkey, donkey, clerk[/I] and [I]jerk[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Asp, grasp, wasp, demesne, cork, work[/I].[/INDENT]A of [I]valour, vapid, vapour,[/I]
S of [I]news[/I] (compare [I]newspaper[/I]),[INDENT]G of [I]gibbet, gibbon, gist,[/I][/INDENT][INDENT]I of [I]antichrist[/I] and [I]grist[/I],[/INDENT]Differ like [I]diverse[/I] and [I]divers[/I],
[I]Rivers, strivers, shivers, fivers[/I].[INDENT][I]Once[/I], but [I]nonce, toll, doll[/I], but [I]roll[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Polish, Polish, poll [/I]and [I]poll[/I]. 260[/INDENT]Pronunciation - think of [I]Psyche[/I]! -
Is a paling, stout and [I]spiky[/I].[INDENT]Won't it make you lose your [I]wits[/I][/INDENT][INDENT]Writing [I]groats[/I] and saying 'grits'?[/INDENT]It's a dark [I]abyss[/I] or [I]tunnel[/I]
Strewn with stones like [I]rowlock, gunwale[/I],[INDENT][I]Islington[/I], and [I]Isle[/I] of [I]Wight[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Housewife, verdict[/I] and [I]indict[/I].[/INDENT]Don't you think so, reader, [I]rather[/I],
Saying [I]lather, bather, father[/I]? 270[INDENT]Finally, which rhymes with [I]enough[/I],[/INDENT][INDENT][I]Though, through, bough, cough[/I], [I]hough, sough, tough[/I]??[/INDENT][I]Hiccough[/I] has the sound of [I]sup[/I]...
My advice is: GIVE IT UP!